This Stanley Cup Final Has Me On Edge… How About We Digress With… a Seals Love Story?


Hello everybody! So, the Cup Ultimate hasn’t gone fairly as I had hoped… Plenty of turnovers (Joel Edmundson, my GOD!), dangerous bounces, flukes galore, AHHH! That is turning into troublesome to look at. I’m not giving up hope but, however except issues flip round quick, I’m not foreseeing a Stanley Cup parade down St. Catherine’s this summer season. I have to clear my thoughts and begin pondering of different issues. What else is occurring on the planet today? Bear in mind the nice outdated days of January 2021 when all we needed to do was activate the TV and see a nutty orange-skinned President spewing numb-nutted rants on something and every part that had completely nothing to do with the state of his nation? Positive, he was/is a moron, however no less than he knew tips on how to distract everybody from actuality. I want a distraction dangerous, man!

Right here’s one thing… What’s the cope with this new “Grand Huge Mac” I preserve listening to about? Why is everybody in these Questrade commercials look and sound so unbelievably smug that I simply need to punch them within the throat? Why does “Ba-Ba Black Sheep” sound precisely like “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and the “Alphabet Tune”? Man, the man who wrote the music for these songs will need to have made a killing on royalties. Or what about “Right here Comes the Bride”? Speak about a track that has been performed lots. I’m wondering if anybody has ever acquired married in the course of a NHL sport. Attention-grabbing. Did that ever occur in Oakland? Would anybody even need to try this contemplating most weddings are intimate celebrations with clergymen and hymns, perhaps a city-appointed officiant, in all probability not quite a lot of hockey jerseys and pucks within the space. Hmm… fast Google Search… nothing. Let’s verify the outdated private archives… HEY, right here’s one thing! Somebody really did ask the Seals if they might get married in the course of a sport, and you’ll learn all about it proper right here. (And right here you had been questioning how I used to be going to tie on this yr’s Stanley Cup Ultimate to one thing relating to the California Golden Seals)

I’d like to shut this week by thanking all of you who participated within the voting for this yr’s new inductees to the Seals Corridor of Fame. Extra votes had been forged this yr than in any earlier yr! There shall be no website replace subsequent week, as I might want to go over the ballots and in addition create a 2021 part within the Corridor of Fame, however the next week shall be induction time, so be sure you verify us out.

See ya in two weeks! Keep gold!


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