Tuesday’s Rugby News – Green and Gold Rugby


Tuesday’s Rugby Information

G’Day GAGR’s your pleasant neighbourhood Brisbane based mostly native lunatic on authoring
duties once more. Scary huh!

One other Check in Brisbane – Go COVID-19!

Australian lock, Rob Simmons, grimaces in pain as his team mates secure the ruck.

In keeping with our associates at Rugby.com.au


The primary of the Wallabies vs Cheese consuming give up Monkeys rugby union spectaculars
will now be moved to god’s nation because of the re-emergence of the COVID in
Sydney. Sadly this additionally means the 2 Wallaroo’s take a look at matches towards Samoa
has needed to be postponed, which is disappointing for all of our Wallaroo’s followers.
Fortress Suncorp has been a contented searching floor for the Wallabies so lets hoping that
two exams up right here in God’s nation will show to be a very good factor for our Inexperienced and Gold.
The second take a look at remains to be scheduled for Melbourne, however who is aware of what’s going to occur in these loopy days of COVID. And we all know how a lot our Melbournites love a very good lock down. So lets hope all of it stays nicely down there and the Melbourne rugby followers can get out to a recreation of God’s sport as a substitute of heathen ball!
Tickets go on sale for the primary take a look at in Brisbane on Tuesday 29 Jun so ensure you all
get on the market and get yourselves a ticket or two.

Sick Saffa’s!

England v South Africa - Rugby World Cup 2019 Final

Breaking Information: Three of the Dutch Dust Farming group have been struck down with the
COVID. Scrum half Herschel Jantjies, prop Vincent Koch and wing S’bu Nkosi, have
all examined constructive to the dreadful virus. Head Coach Rassie Erasmus doesn’t appear to
suppose it is going to be an issue each their upcoming matches Georgians or their main matches
towards the British and Irish Lions.
Let’s simply say I don’t suppose that I’m as constructive as outdated Rassie. I reckon the BIL tour has to
be in severe jeopardy. However time will inform.

Subsequent Sucker!


Properly dependable sources are telling me that the NSWRU have discovered the following poor sucker to
be hosed over because the coach of the hapless Waratahs! These within the know (Hoss, please
affirm) {that a} Mr Darren Coleman has accepted the job / volunteered to be the following
Darren, who was beforehand a Waratahs expertise coach, in addition to having gained
premierships with Warringah and Gordon within the ‘Shite Defend’, is presently with the LA
Giltinis in Main League Rugby within the good outdated US of A.
It’s believed that Coleman was supplied the ‘most undesirable place in Australia’ by
NSW Rugby officers. Apparently no contract has been signed, however Darren has agreed to
how a lot he will probably be paid to be rogered mindless by NSWRU and the Horrortahs.

All I can say is sweet luck outdated boy. There isn’t sufficient {dollars} on the earth to have me
take that job.


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