AEW Dynamite Outcomes
March 31, 2021
Jacksonville, Florida (Every day’s Place)
Outcomes by: Josh Boutwell of Wrestleview.com
“The On the spot Basic” Christian Cage (0-0) vs. Frankie Kazarian (11-0)
Christian and Kazarian truly confronted off twice in TNA with Christian profitable one and Kazarian profitable one. They really confronted for the primary time again in 2001 when Christian and Edge confronted Nova and Kazarian – who have been often known as The Evolution – in a California impartial promotion.
Christian and Kaz lockup and mat wrestle for a couple of minutes and Kazarian hangs with him all through this sequence. They trade some submissions and Christian will get dumped via the ropes and onto the ramp. Kaz then backdrops Christian into the ring however walks into an elbow from Captain Charisma. Christian climbs up high and makes an attempt a Twister DDT however Kaz blocks it and shoves Christian off the highest crashing to the ground.
Kaz taunts Christian and holds the ropes open for him to get again in however then swings at him just for Christian to keep away from it after which try a shoulder block however Kaz sidesteps him and hits a Guillotine Leg Drop to the again of Christian’s neck. Kazarian places Christian in a chinlock however he fights out just for Kaz to lock in a Entrance Chancery. Christian manages to interrupt the maintain however Kaz hits him with a collection of knees after which a Spinning Neckbreaker for 2.
Kazarian hits a Backdrop for an additional two after which he stands on Christian’s neck. Christian fights again with some slaps however Kazarian takes him down once more after which throws him into the nook. Kazarian expenses right into a boot from Christian and Christian follows up with the Swinging DDT out of the nook for a nearfall.
Christian hits a Flying Forearm after which a collection of slaps earlier than standing on Kaz’s again as he was hung over the ropes. Christian climbs to the highest and dives off with a Corkscrew Uppercut for an additional nearfall. Christian mounts Kaz within the nook and lays into him with rights. Kazarian and Christian commerce rollups after which Kaz goes for a Crossface Hen Wing, however Christian elbows out of it. Christian goes for the Unprettier however Kaz blocks it and dumps him with a backdrop. Christian will get again up and hits a Reverse DDT.
Christian goes up high and makes an attempt a Frog Splash however Kazarian rolls out of the way in which. Kazarian locks within the Crossface Hen Wing within the middle of the ring however manages to scoot his backside half to the ropes to interrupt the maintain. Kazarian slaps Christian and taunts him till Christian rolls him up for 2. Kazarian strings collectively a again kick adopted by a knee left after which a Lariat adopted by a Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for an in depth nearfall.
Kazarian lifts Christian as much as the highest rope and goes for a Superplex however Christian holds on to the highest rope to dam it. Kazarian headbutts Christian after which hits the Flux Capacitor! 1…2…NO Christian kicks out! Kazarian appears shocked at Christian kicking out and begins taunting him. Christian goes for the Unprettier however Kaz blocks it and hangs Christian up within the ropes. Kaz goes for the Guillotine Leg Drop once more however Christian strikes this time after which goes up high and hits the Frog Splash! 1…2…NO Kaz kicks out!
Christian goes for the Unprettier once more and Kaz counters into the Crossface however Christian rolls backwards and throws Kaz into the ring publish after which hits the Unprettier for the pin!
Winner: Christian by way of pinfall (Unprettier)
Darby Allin and Sting minimize a promo with Darby saying that Matt Hardy’s physique is breaking down and he’s shopping for individuals’s respect when as soon as he earned it.
A pissed off Jon Moxley earlier right this moment says he can’t get the sound out of his head of the Good Brothers taking his brother, Kingston, out. He says the Bucks can’t work out whether or not they wish to be within the struggle or not and he asks what facet they’re on. He says he nonetheless has burns on his pores and skin and that pisses him off, too. Moxley says he informed AEW that Cezar Bononi appears good they usually might make some cash with him however not if he kills him. He says somebody is getting dropped on their head tonight.
“Dying Rider” Jon Moxley (6-3) vs. Cezar Bononi (4-4) w/Ryan Nemeth
Moxley and Bononi trade strikes after which run into one another. Bononi runs Mox over and beats on him within the nook. Moxley blocks a kick and hits a Kneebreaker adopted by a Dragonscrew Leg Whip. Moxley works on Cezar’s knee after which places him in a Half Crab. Ryan Nemeth journeys Moxley from the skin permitting Bononi to hit a Vertical Suplex for 2.
Moxley avoids a Flying Knee from Bononi after which goes for a German Suplex. Bononi elbows Moxley however Mox comes again with a collection of stiff elbows adopted by a Roaring Elbow after which a giant Lariat. Moxley hits a German Suplex on the large man after which a Nook Clothesline. He lifts Bononi as much as the highest rope and hits a Superplex for 2. Moxley instantly transitions into the Cross Armbreaker however JD Drake distracts the referee. Nemeth tries to interrupt up the Armbreaker however eats a Paradigm Shift for his troubles. Bononi hits Moxley from behind and goes for a Pump Deal with Slam however Moxley escapes and locks within the Rear Bare Choke. Bononi passes out and Moxley will get the win.
Winner: Moxley by way of KO (Rear Bare Choke)
Staff Taz has a message for AEW and Taz says the whole lot is ok with them regardless of what the web says, however Ricky Starks interrupts him and he seems like previous instances after all of them teamed collectively on AEW Darkish. He asks Cage what he thinks and Cage says it’s a primary for Starks wanting his opinion and says he thinks if he tagged Cage in sooner they may have gained earlier. Taz stops them from arguing and says the whole lot is ok with the group.
Within the Pinnacle locker room MJF says he has a present for his boys and introduces their new private stylist that he’s giving them. MJF has an inside decorator to redecorate the locker room after which opens the lavatory the place the Interior Circle is standing! They leap the Pinnacle and a brawl is on! They brawl all all through the backstage space with Sammy Guevara hitting a GTS on Spears after which slamming his head in between the door and doorway Ric Aptitude-Fall Brawl model.
Jake Hager Chokeslams Wardlow via a coach’s desk and PNP lays waste to FTR. They throw Money Wheeler into an ice tub and Santana makes use of a rattling damaged leg of a chair to stab Dax’s head! Jericho drags MJF into the lavatory and offers his ass a swirly! Jericho tells MJF that the worst is but to return after which slams his head via an ice cooler. “That is our dressing room, bitch,” Jericho says as he pours some bubbly out on MJF.
Alex Marvez interviews the Younger Bucks elsewhere within the Dynamite Zone (my title, nobody freak out). Don Callis interrupts them and says he has some household enterprise with the Bucks. Nick walks away and Callis says he wants to speak to Matt. He says he thought Matt beloved Kenny Omega like he did and he says he broke Kenny’s coronary heart. Callis says he selected AEW over Japan or the WWE due to the Bucks and he says the Bucks turned their backs on household. He asks Matt if he’s so useless inside that he feels nothing for the those that love him and asks him what’s mistaken with him. Callis slaps Matt and Matt nearly assaults him however he stops. Callis asks if there’s something left inside Matt and calls him pathetic earlier than strolling away.
The Lucha Brothers & Laredo Child (1-0) vs. Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers w/Don Callis
The Lucha Brothers minimize a promo throughout their entrance – image in image – with Alex translating. Penta says they’re coming for all of the titles. Penta backdrops Laredo Child excessive onto Omega and GB after which Fenix hits an Asai Moonsault onto them! Laredo Child and Lucha Brothers Superkick Omega’s face off.
They Superkick GB after which hit Triple Superkicks on Omega for a one rely till Anderson breaks up the pin try. LB dump them to the ground after which Penta and Fenix hit stereo Somersault Planchas whereas Laredo Child hits an Asai Moonsault on the heels on the identical time!
Laredo Child hits a Suplex on Omega within the ring and follows up with a Moonsault from the underside rope after which a Moonsault from the center rope for 2. Kenny Omega elbows Laredo after which tags in DOC Gallows. Anderson kicks Laredo from behind and Gallows lays him out with a Roundhouse Kick. Gallows tosses Laredo into the Bullet Membership nook and lays into him with a collection of physique photographs.
Anderson tags in and hits a Backbreaker on Laredo for 2. Anderson goes tremendous lucha and begins ripping Laredo’s masks earlier than tagging Kenny. Omega hits a Muta Elbow for 2 and tosses him into the boots of each Gallows and Anderson. Gallows tags again in and hits a Huge Boot. Gallows hits an Elbow Drop for an additional two. Gallows hits one other Elbow Drop and will get one other two.
Omega and the Brothers continued to work Laredo Child over throughout the break and after we come again Gallows hits a giant Scoop Slam. Omega and Anderson then knock LB off the apron and Omega lifts Gallows on his again and stands over Laredo as Anderson dives onto their backs for a Triple Splash! 1…2…NO Laredo kicks out! Gallows places Laredo in a Chinlock however he fights it off and counters a Suplex right into a Spinning DDT!
Laredo Child makes the new tag to Penta and he hits a Sling Blade on Anderson after which one for Omega! Fenix tags in and hits a Rolling Double Cutter on them, too! Penta and Fenix do the Cartwheel Splash combo on them. Fenix tags Laredo and he hits a Springboard Moonsault, Penta tags in and hits a Ghetto Stomp, Fenix tags in and hits a Springboard Swanton Bomb for 2 on Anderson!
Penta kicks Omega to the ground and LB work over Anderson with kicks within the nook. Gallows pulls Laredo to the ground and Omega pulls Penta out and slams him into the barricade. The Membership work over Fenix within the nook and hit a Triple Assisted Neckbreaker for 2 however Penta breaks up the pin. Anderson and Fenix pair off as the remaining brawl on the ground.
Anderson hits a Mafia Kick for 2 and Anderson is pissed he kicked out. GB go for the Magic Killer however Penta kicks Anderson. Laredo hits a Springboard Missile Dropkick however Omega hits him with a Roaring Elbow. Fenix hits the Hook Kick off the ropes and Penta hits the Mexican Destroyer on Omega! Fenix springboards right into a Spinebuster from Anderson! Laredo hits a Springboard Elbow Drop to interrupt up a pin try from Anderson.
Omega and Laredo tag in on the identical time and Omega kills him with a Elbow Smash. Laredo solutions with a Superman Elbow after which goes for a Springboard Rana just for Omega to counter right into a Powerbomb adopted by the V-Set off! 1…2…NO Laredo kicks out! Omega goes for the One Winged Angel however Laredo counters with a Rana sending Omega to the ground! Laredo hits an INSANE Tope Suicida onto Omega on the skin!
Penta hits a Springboard Somersault Planhca onto Good Brothers on the skin. Laredo drags Omega again within the ring and Laredo blocks a V-Set off and hits a Enziguri. Fenix hits a Rope Stroll Punt Kick on Omega and Laredo drops Omega with a Michinoku Driver! 1…2…NO Omega kicks out!
Laredo goes up high and makes an attempt a Phoenix Splash however Omega strikes and hits the V-Set off! Omega hits the One Winged Angle for the pin.
Winners: Omega & Good Brothers by way of pinfall (One Winged Angel)
Jon Moxley walks out and appears like he’s considering getting within the ring when the Younger Bucks stroll up behind him and stand with Moxley. They leap within the ring however Omega and Good Brothers bail.
Dr. Britt Baker talks about AEW Darkish: Elevation and says it’s a fantastic platform for Thunder Rosa to get her wins up towards rookies. She reminds us the Lights Out Match was unsanctioned, so it doesn’t rely within the official information.
Tay Conti (9-2) & Hikaru Shida (4-0) w/The Darkish Order vs. Nyla Rose (5-3) & Allie (1-0) w/Vickie Guerrero & The Hardy Household Workplace
The Darkish Order accompanies Shida and Conti to the ring. Conti is carrying a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu gi and Shida is carrying a Karate (I consider) gi. Allie and Rose assault the babyfaces as they get within the ring and take turns beating Shida down. Conti kicks Allie right into a Judo Throw from Shida. Shida goes for the Fujiwara Armbar however Allie will get to the ropes. Shida drags Allie to the apron and hits her with a Working Knee Carry. Shida will get in Hardy’s face and Rose assaults her from behind.
Conti hits a Bicycle Knee and Allie rolls to the ground however eats a Punt Kick from Conti. Conti hits a Swinging Backbreaker and stares Hardy down. Hardy acts like he’s going to hit Conti which causes the Darkish Order to assault and a giant brawl ensues. Conti hits the TayKO on Allie within the ring however Rose breaks up her pin try. Shida dives off Conti’s again right into a Flying Knee sending Rose to the ground. Shida dives off the highest however HFO catch her just for Conti to then dive onto them as effectively!
Allie grabs a kendo stick and hits Conti with it as Vickie distracts the referee. Allie this the Down the Rabbit Gap for the pin.
Winner: Allie by way of pinfall (Down the Rabbit Gap)
Jurassic Specific cuts a promo about their match with Bear Nation subsequent week. Jungle Boy makes a Godzilla vs. Kong reference they usually discover Marko has a King Kong tattoo, which makes Luchasaurus sad.
Arcade Anarchy Match
The Finest Associates (Orange Cassidy & Chuck Taylor) vs. Miro & Kip Sabian w/Penelope Ford
The one approach to win is pinfall or submission. There are a bunch of arcade video games and different goodies surrounding ringside. Miro tosses Chucky round with a Fall Away Slam, whereas OC and Sabian brawl round close to a Wack-A-Mole machine. OC slams his head via it and begins hitting him with the hammer just for Miro to run his ass over.
Miro slams OC into the ring publish and dumps him on the ground. Miro props a barricade up ringside however Taylor assaults him from behind and Finest Associates try to Suplex him onto it. Miro fights them off and Suplexes Taylor on the barricade and throws OC into one other one! Miro drags OC again within the ring and grabs a chair off the prize rack they’ve arrange with a bunch of weapons. Miro hits OC with a bunch of nasty elbows after which wedges the chair within the nook.
OC tries to struggle Miro off however Miro slams his face into the chair. OC rolls to the ground and as Miro chases him Taylor dives off an arcade machine onto Miro. Taylor slams Miro’s face into the ring publish and OC grabs a garbage can lid off the award rack and hits Miro with it. Chuck hits Miro with a kendo stick as OC hits him with the lid on the identical time.
OC and Taylor decide up the barricade and run Miro over with it. They dump a desk over on high of Miro adopted by a ton of weapons after which an arcade machine. They attempt to pin Miro underneath all that however Sabian breaks up the pin try. Sabian kicks OC’s head via a wall and German Suplexes Taylor on the ground! Sabian kicks the remainder of OC via the wall!
Taylor kicks Sabian into an arcade cupboard after which grabs a teddy bear and rips the again off it revealing legos. He pours the Legos on the mat. “Have you ever ever stepped on a rattling Lego,” Schiavone asks. Taylor makes an attempt to Superplex Sabian onto the Legos however Sabian counters and Powerbombs Taylor onto them! 1…2…NO OC breaks it up! OC hits a Twister DDT onto the Legos after which a Seaside Break! 1…2…NO Sabian kicks out!
OC hits the Orange Punch! 1…2…NO Penelope Ford pulls the referee out. Ford then kicks OC within the nuts and pulls her belt off. Kris Statlander seems in a claw machine! She breaks the glass open and slams it into Ford’s face! Statlander Michinoku Drivers Ford via a freaking Air Hockey desk off the ring apron! Miro goes completely ape shit as he tosses OC and Taylor throughout the place. He grabs a chair and begins beating their asses like they owe him cash.
Miro units up a desk as a van is proven driving up with Trent Baretta leaping out of the again! Trentylocks is again, son! The Finest Associates leap Miro collectively! Miro fights all of them off like a rattling beast! He slams Trent right into a wall and begins waving at Trent’s mother within the van. Miro jumps on high of the van however Trent comes from behind and slams Miro’s face into the hood.
Miro grabs a Mortal Kombat arcade cupboard and actually throws it at Trent however he strikes and Trent throws a rattling stool at Miro and connects. Trent Spears Miro via the desk! Taylor grabs Sabian and Powerslams him off the stage via tables for the pin!
Winners: Finest Associates by way of pinfall (Powerslam off the stage)