These days when Julian Marquez fights, we’re break up between ready to see what he’ll do within the cage, and what he’ll do exterior of it after he wins. Following a spectacular come from behind anaconda choke win in opposition to Maki Pitolo at UFC 258, Marquez ‘referred to as out’ Miley Cyrus, who responded enthusiastically to the request to be his Valentine.
Marquez would find yourself shedding that W in the observe up tweets, but it surely was enjoyable to observe. The dizzying highs! The crushing lows! The self-p0wnage of an epic nature!
Now at UFC on ABC 2 (additionally dubbed UFC Vegas 23), Marquez placed on a Struggle of the Night time efficiency in opposition to Sam Alvey, sleeping Sam in brutal vogue with the deepest RNC we’ve ever seen (watch it right here). And as soon as once more he labored his magic within the post-fight interview.
“I’m the leisure you paid to see, however ABC provides it to you free of charge,” Marquez mentioned . “So now I’ve a callout to present out to everybody from Kansas Metropolis. You guys know I’m the baddest man from Kansas Metropolis. The baddest middleweight in Missouri and that is one factor — it’s my time proper now.”
“So Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes, Tyreek Hill, I problem you guys to a badminton or pickleball competitors straight up, if you happen to guys wish to see who the pound-for-pound champ is in Kansas Metropolis. This magnificent beard tops all of what you guys need to convey.”
For these of you too worldwide to know, Kelce, Mahomes, and Hill are members of the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs NFL group, and pickleball is a badminton-esque sport widespread within the mid-west. Truthfully, this complete factor couldn’t get extra mid-western until Marquez challenged the three to Cornhole or disc golf.
Shockingly, his newest name out labored. Once more! This dude has a post-fight interview genie lamp, I swear. Right here’s the Chiefs gamers responding enthusiastically.
Uh-oh, seems like Travis Kelce is a veteran of the well-known Hen N’ Pickle on the northside the place the true pickleball ballers grasp. So a victory for Julian isn’t assured.
Let’s simply hope Marquez doesn’t blow the observe up on this one by asking Mahomes to tattoo “Cuban Missle Disaster” on his physique. Or simply by usually reminding anybody about his terrible “Cuban Missile Disaster” nickname in any respect. The Miley Cyrus name out was a robust begin that become a brutal fumble. As they are saying within the ol’ Pickledome, I wanna see Marquez keep outta tha kitchen and crush the flabjack like he does the serve. No volley llama!