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4 hour lake swim (lastly) DONE!


Open Water Lady : 4 hour lake swim (lastly) DONE!

4 hour lake swim (lastly) DONE!

After two failed makes an attempt at a 4 hour swim – the primary, lasted solely three lengthy chilly hours, earlier than I referred to as it a day and retreated to the nice and cozy showers, and my second was lower brief (by two hours), due to my wetsuit, which for some unknown motive (I say unknown, however in actuality, it may very well be due to my newly acquired fats neck that has appeared as a result of extreme ‘carbing up’ I had been doing not too long ago) had began to rub actually badly on my neck, inflicting discomfort not dissimilar to that of how I think about it to really feel if a blunt razor have been being run throughout it repeatedly for… let’s say two hours, anyway, I digress – I desperately wanted to get this elusive 4 hour open water swim executed with a purpose to keep on observe with my coaching plan, and right now was going to be that day…
Leon (SwimYourSwim) had very kindly supplied to assist me, and in return to say thanks, I gave him one among my legendary sugar free cup-cakes. I didn’t disclose to him that it was sugar free, however I additionally purchased him an enormous cup of tea to assist wash it down, and consider me, he was going to want each single drop of it! I had additionally packed one for myself in my large meals provide bag, however I knew that it was unlikely that I might eat it. Not on the again of the truth that I had so many different meals to eat, however mainly, as a result of was horrid! 
We agreed to fulfill at three, and even I might work out that swimming till eight was really 5 hours, nevertheless Leon, who clearly knew me far too nicely, instructed me he had added further time for “faffing about” and “speaking the hind legs off a donkey.” I might have been fairly indignant at that, however he did have some extent. That was precisely what I did, and forty-five minutes after I arrived, I lastly obtained in (I wish to add right here that Leon was fifty % answerable for the speaking facet of issues, and doubtless solely ten of that was discussing technique, meals stops, and essential swimming stuff. The remaining was spent discussing the deserves of sugar free cupcakes (and so far as Leon knew, this was only a regular random dialog, fairly than as a result of he was consuming one). This took us a while as we have been struggling between us to search out any to be trustworthy, therefore the size of time speaking fairly than swimming… 
As I obtained in, aware of the various, many swans that lined the shoreline, it dawned on me that I might be the one swimmer within the lake for a minimum of a few hours, which I admit made me very nervous. Leon jogged my memory that the one creatures within the lake have been juvenile goldfish and some sprats, and instructed me that the swans on this lake have been completely NOT associated to my nemesis swan at Windermere, and in addition that if I had an issue, he can be with me within the boat inside a minute. I used to be marginally reassured, and knew that if I didn’t get into the lake quickly, I might be at risk of not attaining 4 hours once more. And this was completely not occurring.
The primary hour handed with out incident, till I got here in for my first feed. I used to be approaching the shoreline after I noticed, very, very shut up, the mom of all fishes. I used to be unsure who was extra shocked, me or it, and in my haste to flee the scene, virtually gave myself a hernia. A really inelegant, frantic exit adopted, the place I just about launched myself out of the lake at 100 miles an hour. I used to be relieved that there was solely Leon there. Leon oh, and a number of other passers-by, who laughed on the commotion, while providing me no assist in any way in my hour of want. I insisted on explaining to Leon, as I wolfed down my snack, how the fish appeared, together with size, markings, dimension of mouth, and deduced from my very own intensive analysis, that it was positively both an enormous catfish or a crocodile. After an elaborate eye roll, Leon assured me that it was neither, and knowledgeable me that if it was an enormous catfish it could be unlikely that there can be any birds on the lake, and doubtless not so much in it both. I had learn (to maintain my analysis of aquatic livestock proper updated) that big catfish had, previously, been identified to assault people, however Leon additionally instructed me that for this to truly occur within the first place you needed to be in the identical lake as one, and in addition very unfortunate… and as for it being a crocodile? He was ruling that out too primarily based on the absence of any legs. He instructed me it was most positively a pike I had seen, and after weighing up my odds, and as a lot as I used to be frightened of pike (and completely every thing else within the water), I made a decision that I might a lot fairly take my possibilities with the pike than the opposite two (and I actually can’t consider I mentioned that)!
As I set off once more, I seen that there have been many swans on the lake, which on one hand put my thoughts at relaxation relating to the absence of any big catfish, nevertheless regardless of feeling grateful to see them, was nonetheless very cautious round them and determined to proceed to keep away from any eye contact or do something that they could contemplate confrontational (other than being within the lake within the first place that was… ) however I did have a swim to finish, so I made a decision that I might keep away from swimming wherever close to the place they have been, which meant going somewhat astray greater than as soon as after I needed to swim across the inside one of many buoys that the swans appeared intent on flocking to, and hovering round for no obvious motive in any way, except for sheer devilment, I concluded. Going spherical the within of a buoy was not unlawful in any method, it was seen although, and on my subsequent cease Leon identified to me that there was no shortcuts when swimming Windermere… it was just about because the crow flies already, and though I instructed him I used to be not slicing corners to cheat, however fairly as a result of being at a swam beak top and all, I used to be at excessive threat of getting my eyes pecked out, he countered that it could have been a legitimate one had I not been sporting goggles… 
I used to be swimming rather well, I had discovered my rhythm, and felt relaxed (small wetsuit concern apart – not rubbing around the neck this time, however randomly underneath my proper arm?!?). This was except one specific spot on the far finish of the reservoir, at most likely the furthest level away from Leon and the protection boat. This spot was the place the rocks underneath the water simply dropped away into what might solely be described as an abyss. My overactive creativeness had me believing that will be the precise level that if there was a megoladon within the lake, that was the place it could seem, and so due to this, I made a decision that the easiest way to beat these outlandish ideas was to strategy the aforementioned hazard zone at my regular tempo, after which swim just like the clappers while doing heads up entrance crawl till I used to be within the deeper water. Heads up. As a result of If I have been to be eaten by any such creature, then I’d fairly be fully oblivious beforehand. Sadly it took me till I used to be on the thirteenth lap of 13 to I realise that if I swam at a barely totally different angle in direction of mentioned space from the earlier buoy, the water stayed too deep for me to see the underside in any respect, thus avoiding the drop all collectively and an elevated coronary heart and stroke price… The one silver lining from this, was that Garmin knowledgeable me as soon as I used to be out that I had damaged the course report throughout this part of the lake 13 instances consecutively! 
The second hour additionally went with out incident, should you excluded the ‘seeing a twig and swimming away from it at world report breaking pace’ episode after which as soon as once more as I used to be getting out to have some meals, I as soon as once more noticed a humongous fish on the shoreline. To be trustworthy, at first I did suppose it was a crocodile, because it was, nicely crocodile colored, and as soon as once more almost broke my neck making an attempt to get away from it. Leon assured me that it was prone to be the identical one as earlier, and there was nothing within the lake that will hurt me. Leon had been identified to lie earlier than… Like when he instructed me there was solely goldfish and sprats within the lake, for instance…   
I used to be onto my final meals cease, and determined to deal with myself to the sugar free cupcake I had been serious about none cease since I obtained in (probably not) that I had packed myself as a particular deal with. Normally after I bake at residence, every thing would have been eaten inside minutes and by no means made it to the lakeside, nevertheless these scrumptious and extremely nutritious items of gourmand heaven had not been all that common, and there have been many, many left nonetheless at residence. As I tucked into it, cupcake in a single hand, giant bottle of water to swill it down with within the different, as I anticipated it simply crumbled and went all over the place. Most of it ending up on the ground, fairly than in my mouth, which in itself was onerous to overlook, however miss I did. I didn’t wish to depart the crumbs on the ground, as I used to be conscious that the birds would eat something, and from a purely environmental perspective, my cake was not good for them, or the lake, or certainly any human I feared, and after accumulating up any bigger bits, there have been solely (1,000,000) tiny bits left.
Lastly, I used to be onto the final lap, and as I lastly got here across the final buoy, many, many swans took to the air (high-quality by me), and in formation (are you able to name them a skein of swans)? I finished for a couple of seconds to admire the view. Within the air they have been fairly one thing, after which they, all gazillion of them, landed on the exit to the lake. I initially was fairly touched as I assumed this was to welcome me again after finishing my 4 hour swim, however sadly it wasn’t. They have been really headed to the place I spilt the crumbs, which meant, as a result of there was completely no method I used to be going to get out of the lake into the center of some swans feeding – even when it was on nasty cake crumbs, to get out (which by the way, it appeared like they couldn’t get sufficient of), which meant that I wanted to swim an additional (small) loop while I waited for them to complete, Suffice to say, that by the point I had obtained out, I had determined that there was no method that sugar free cupcakes would even make the brief checklist for Windermere, on account that while to people they tasted terrible, the swans could not get sufficient, and there was no method I used to be encouraging something to be close to me within the water, and the additional little bit of swimming added on a couple of further seconds to my swim taking it up 4:01:24… and while I wouldn’t say this exceeded my time, it was 4 hours (lastly) DONE! 


One final observe, you can even comply with my progress on YouTube, the place I do a vlog, and I submit (normally) each day updates on Twitter, Instagram and on my Fb web page Open Water Lady. And for these of you that wish to learn extra about my Windermere a technique swim in 2017, my e-book Open Water Lady Swims Windermere is accessible on Amazon.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcGjwT2ZHjUVgSkvkjgy2Dg
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Open-Water-Lady-Swims-Windermere/dp/1980614660/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1546178539&sr=8-1&key phrases=open+water+lady+swims+windermere